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Moms dog hereโฆreviewing cos itโs mine!
Color: Squeaky-4 Pack, Size: Medium
Moms corgo here. Reviewing the squeaky balls mom bought.
First off..theyโre green. I donโt know what green exactly is cos Iโm colorblind, so whatever that is it is and because itโs mine, I like it.
Secondly, theyโre fluffy. Itโs an annoying texture that I like to peel off, but these are tough and peeling them is a struggle.
Thirdly, the bounce. I donโt know where these balls think theyโre going to think my mom is so repulsive, but they bounce just high enough to catch them and bring the escapee back to mom when I feel like they need to go back to her, otherwise, I take them to a safe spot to release into the wildโฆbut mom always captures them and they always escape. I tell you, itโs a vicious cycle.
Fifthlyโฆthe squeak!! That rotten vulgar noise!! I want to unalive those things so bad!! Balls in the past were no match for my jaws of death, but these?? These are resilient and have quite the will to live! I have yet to destroy one!!
To wrap this upโฆCorgo approves and declares them mine. I like them. I think your doggo will like them too. But you canโt have mine..cos theyโre mine.
*drops the corgo mic*
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Reviewed in the United States on May 14, 2024
