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You Weren't Meant to Be Human

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You Weren't Meant to Be HumanBy: Andrew Joseph White Published by Simon and Schuster, 2025 09 09 Alien < i>meets Midsommar< i> in this chilling debut adult novel from award winning author Andrew Joseph White about identity, survival, and transformation amidst an alien invasion in rural West Virginia.< b>

Festering masses of worms and flies have taken root in dark corners across Appalachia. In exchange for unwavering loyalty and fresh corpses, these hives offer a
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My nephew was not into reading until we discovered this series of fart books. Now, he wants to read every night. As for the book itself, it's very humorous and carries a lesson about not growing up too fast.
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my daughter is obsessed with these books. They bring such a smile to her face and it’s such an easy gift for year round as there’s one for each holiday. We currently have the valentine’s day book and this one. We hope to buy her the Santa one for christmas. I highly recommend buying these! It’s silly but also teaches your children that it’s just a normal thing that happens to EVERY human and there’s nothing to be ashamed about.
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Gave this as a Father's Day gift and there were lots of giggles as we read the story!
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