Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me

Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except Me

Marsoni

M251S

$19.99

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Everybody Wants to Rule the World Except MeDark Lord Davi rules the kingdom, but she must now break the time loop that binds her in this hilariously bloody conclusion to the Dark Lord Davi duology. After countless failures (let's not dwell on it), Davi has finally saved the kingdom from evil by becoming the Dark Lord herself. But now, the hordes of wilders are at her command, and they still want blood. Human blood. And Davi's not sure she can commit to the total extermination of humanity. With

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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026

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Perfect!

Belleville, US

★★★★★ 5

WORKS WELL!!!

Scent: Shea Butter, Size: 18 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Does what it says it will do! Absolutely leaves your skin feeling soft and moist even after hours you ca still feel the difference in your skins hydration level! Thickness is not heavy at all, lasts all day with a light and very pleasant scent!

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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026

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Cuba, US

★★★★★ 5

The lotion I have been looking for (aloe)

Scent: Aloe Vera, Size: 18 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

The perfect lotion I have been searching for. It balances my sensitive skin of being both too dry and too oily, which in turn is helping my acne, and it’s a good size for a good price. Exactly what I need.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2026

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Gold50

Port Orchard, US

★★★★★ 4

Great but heavily scented.

Scent: Shea Butter, Size: 18 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Great value for the size. Cream was light and blended into skin quickly. Non-greasy. My only problem with it was the smell was pleasant but too strong for me. Ended up ordering the unscented.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2026

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Roz

Belleville, US

★★★★★ 5

My absolute favorite body lotion!

Scent: Shea Butter, Size: 18 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

They stopped selling it in stores for a few years (I sent a complaint, because the newer ones in the fancy bottles are not good at all), then they brought it back (I bought bottles of it when it returned), and now it has disappeared from stores, again (or it is never in stock). So glad I can find it on Amazon. It's my favorite lotion and I have been using it for over 20 years. They kept the original formula for the most part - I cannot tell a difference. It keeps my skin soft without being greasy. It doesn't clog my pores and my skin is happy again. The smell is light and pleasant. Please don't ever get rid of it again!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2026