Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe

Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe

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Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself SafeFear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself? "Truly Hilarious!" Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each otherbut not nearly as afraid as we should be! And this absurdly hilarious survival guide demonstrates that

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I got these I ran them through the laundry. They didn't seem to bleed at all. I like short sleeve because when I put a long sleeve on under a shirt the sleeves bunch up behind my elbow and I have a hard time pulling the inner sleeve forward. My only complaint is there is no neck tag to indicate which side is front and which is the back of the shirt.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 30, 2026

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Tony Sukiennik

Bozeman, US

★★★★★ 5

Keeps the Sun off my Neck comfortably

Color: Black, Army Green, Light Gray, Size: Large

I go out often in the heat buy must be careful about Sun exposure... These shirts are comfortable even I'm extreme heat and I like that the fabric has stretched... Comfortable to wear even in extreme heat...

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Reviewed in the United States on August 7, 2025

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Walter H. Webb

Lexington, US

★★★★★ 5

Turtleneck shirt

Color: Black, White, Light Gray, Size: X-Large

Like these. Very light weight.

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Reviewed in the United States on September 25, 2025

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