Don't Trust the Universe Unisex Hoodie

Marsoni

M251S

$64.00

Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29

Don't Trust the Universe Unisex HoodieSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in

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Very nice scratcher that is reasonably priced. Was very easy to put together...literally took me less than 5 minutes. The base is nicely weighted, so no worries about my x-large kitties knocking it over. Well made, study and it's so cute. It's a nice size also. My cats love it. Happy I bought this item and a bargain at the price I paid!

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Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2024

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Bekki Kilpatrick

Whiting, US

★★★★★ 5

Great Cat Gift

Size: Large - 27" H, Size: Large - 27" H

I thre some catnip at it and she loved it. She scratched on it all the time now. It’s sturdy for to to rub against and really go at it. I’m so glad I got it. It’s cute too.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2026

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greg walsh

Pawtucket, US

★★★★★ 5

Great purchase!

Size: Large 30.7” (77.9cm) H, Size: Large 30.7” (77.9cm) H

Easy to put together. Light but sturdy. My cat took to it right away. Will buy again once worn out!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026

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Lisa morin

Houston, US

★★★★★ 4

Good value for price

Size: Medium - 25.6" H

Easy to put together, aesthetically pleasing. It is relatively sturdy for a cat scratcher. Kat does not seem super interested in this one and we have several others that he is so I’m not sure what happened there.

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Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2026

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Carmelita

Bozeman, US

★★★★★ 5

Scratching performance is great...it looks like a durable item...

Size: Medium - 25.6" H

My cats went crazy with it..they love it and you hear scratching...

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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2026