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Unisex No One Gets Out Alive Sweatshirt

Marsoni M251S
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Unisex No One Gets Out Alive SweatshirtSure, you could argue that astronauts leave the earth, but they all come back eventually. No one can escape the final exit from our world. This funny 1970s inspired dark humor shirt is perfect for wearing your existential dread on your sleeve, or chest as it were. Whether you can't wait to leave this planet or are making the most of your time here on earth, this universal statement about death is perfect for having a laugh at mortality or reminding
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Sassy
Los Angeles, US
★★★★★ 4
Different, cute and funny. Must have for monster- lovers.
Format: Paperback
Cute little story. Enjoyed by 5 and 6 year old. 3 year old didn't really care for it.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2015
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CrazyDogLady
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Good book!
Format: Paperback
We checked this out from the library and my 4year old refused to return it. He "had" to keep it forever. We've read it like 80 times and he has the whole thing memorized.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 3, 2014
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Maggie A.
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 5
My son loved this book
Format: Paperback
My son loved this book! It's a cute, funny story about fitting in and how everyone is weird or different in their own way.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 5, 2015
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Hillary Ficklen
Draper, US
★★★★★ 5
Five Stars
Format: Paperback
My 5 yr old son loves it. He reads it everyday.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 16, 2017
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Crystal Cunningham
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Humor
Format: Paperback
Children enjoyed this book
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Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2019

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