I'd Rather Be Snorting Funny Cocaine Hooker T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

I'd Rather Be Snorting Funny Cocaine Hooker T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/Hoodie

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$26.99

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I'd Rather Be Snorting Funny Cocaine Hooker T-Shirt/Sweatshirt/HoodieIf you are male, please size up by 12 sizes. Clothing Information Relaxed fit Tee & Sweatshirt & Hoodie 80 20 cotton polyester blend Standard fit Size + Fit Unisex size, tends to be slightly larger than standard women's sizes. Men's recommended 1 2 size up If you like an oversized look, l recommend upsizing Sweatshirt Hoodie (cm) Size Length Chest Shoulder Sleeve S 65 102 48 56 M 68 108 51 57 L 71 114 54 58 XL 74 120 56 59 2XL 77 126 58 60 3XL 81 132

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I have a new favorite snack. I am a pickle-olive-artichoke fan and could never find these snacks in readily available snack packs. Not only have you made one of the only keto friendly snacks, and there are so few, I am so grateful to have stumbled across these little snacks, so delicious, so convenient, so fresh and gourmet tasting with just a hint of smokiness and whatever herb you order. Not only convenient, and different, but taste is amazing as well. I highly recommend any one and/or all of the choices. YUMMY!

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Reviewed in the United States on April 20, 2026

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Angela Mayton

Birmingham, US

★★★★★ 2

Not good

Flavor Name: Herb Medley, Size: 1.1 Ounce (Count of 6)

They were not as good as I had hoped. The texture of the olives were sort of mushy too. I love olives but will not be purchasing these again.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026

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renee

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 1

$34.48 for 1 ounce packs of 6. Not worth it! Exorbitant prices!

Flavor Name: Herb Medley, Size: 1.1 Ounce (Count of 6)

$34.48 for 6 packs 1ounce each! That’s exorbitant for what it is. Not worth it!

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Reviewed in the United States on November 30, 2025

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Dirk S

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 5

Way too “lekker” tasty

Being from South Africa I’m skeptical on US made dried meat products - BUT these are the real thing. Difficult not to eat the entire pack in one session. Major discipline required to put it down. Great products.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2026

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T. J.

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 5

Very satisfied!

Heard about Biltong from one of the youtubers I watch, and wanted to try it. This is delicious, much more so than your regular beef jerky. I have tried other brands, but this one is by far my favorite for the flavor and texture.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026