Dead Cat Tail Assassins

Marsoni

M251S

$20.99

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Dead Cat Tail AssassinsThe Dead Cat Tail Assassins are not cats. Nor do they have tails. But they are most assuredly dead. Nebula and Alex Award winner P. Djl Clark introduces a brand new world and a fantastical city full of gods and assassins. An NPR Books We Love choice of 2024, Indie Next Pick, LibraryReads Top Ten Selection, Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance Selection, and Best Of Book according to BookRiot, and ALA YALSA Alex Award winner Eveen the Eviscerator

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Be aware that with major chewers it is not durable. My dog tour right through it and was eating pieces off of it. Thankfully we got the pieces back out of his mouth but definitely not for tough chewers. Also only lasted 2 days in decent condition and was only used on the occasion throughout the day.

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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026

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Lindsey Walker

Grantham, US

★★★★★ 1

Not strong lasting

Color: Green Cactus

Didn’t even last 3 hours in my house. Too rubbery and our frenchie mix was able to bite pieces off and was trying to eat them. Don’t recommend as a super chewer or consider it durable

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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026

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Breanna K.

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 5

Very durable!

Color: Pink Cactus

One of the few actually tough chew toys for dogs who tear apart toys in seconds! My dog loves this thing and has yet to break into the rubber!

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Reviewed in the United States on May 6, 2026

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Anthony Ginnetti

Phoenix, US

★★★★★ 5

Great product! Durable, chewable, awesomeness!

Color: Grilled color, Color: Grilled color

Very well made and durable. My dog hasn't left them alone since i opened them. Hes been at it for about 45 minutes straight now! Lol. He's an avid chewer. He will chew thru and fabric or cloth toys in less then a day. But these are what he really likes because they take time to chew apart. The shapes, are great, because one he props up with his paws and chews and it seems like it's easy to grip for him. Thru are hard so if you have hard floors it can get a bit noisy when he drops them. Over all this is a great product. Safe, chewable, long lasting, fun shape looks real to him (i think lol), Me and my dog Lucky are both happy with his new toys!

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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026

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Jackster

Dallas, US

★★★★★ 5

Recommend for very heavy chewers

Color: Grilled color

My aggressive chewers love these! It’s been a few weeks and still in one piece and man they chew them for hours on end.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026